princess.

Blythe.

condorn:

she sells weed by the seashore

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little-greysanatomy:

if girls can refer to each other in a group as guys then shouldn’t it be just as common and acceptable for men to refer to themselves as ladies or are we not there yet

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phreestyle:

farts are like the souls of poops

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

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firemen:

fstw:

where’s the kidz bop version of Pursuit of Happiness

crush a tin, little kids, roll a ball, don’t get bit

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bangstilinski:

my parents thought they were naming me something unique, but really they just signed me up for a life with a misspelled, mispronounced, never finding on a coke bottle name

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